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[love_and_peace]

[ Nice try, jerk, but you don't get to redirect the conversation that easily! ]

Me? I speak passible French, I'm the best shot on the planet, and I make incredible spaghetti!

But we're talking about you. What are your accomplishments?

[droppedstitch]

How can you be the best shot on the planet?

Have you met the entire planet?

[love_and_peace]

Nuh-uh, you first. I answered your question, and now it's my turn. What's something you're proud of?

[droppedstitch]

You aren't doing anything but pissing me off right now.

[love_and_peace]

Can you really not think of anything?

[droppedstitch]

No, because you are making it very odd.

[love_and_peace]

...You don't get asked that question very much, do you? About what you're proud of?

[droppedstitch]

Well of course I do!

I do have periodic performance reviews.

[love_and_peace]

Well, next time you get called in for one of those, you can very proudly say that this past quarter, you've excelled at giving well-meaning busybodies the runaround.

[droppedstitch]

That is my new favorite hobby.

[love_and_peace]

[ A conversation that started with Istradez complaining that nothing on this Barge is consensual and refusing to admit to being good at anything, to have it end with him proclaiming that he's got a hobby that he genuinely enjoys?

It feels like a win. He's going to take it as a win. ]

I believe in you!

[droppedstitch]

Whatever you say.